Reason No. 10: No need to wax or shave.
Reason No. 9: No bad hair days.
Reason No. 8: Get to play the “C” card
Reason No. 7: Can get away with shameless self-promotion
Reason No. 6: Excessive self-grooming becomes “a medical necessity”
Reason No. 5: Excessive retail therapy becomes “an emotional necessity”
Reason No. 4: Wearing leopard print to chemo
Reason No. 3: Get to find out who your real friends are
Reason No. 2: Get away with posting pic of own ass on Facebook
And The No. 1 Reason Fighting Breast Cancer Isn’t All Bad: Bigger tits in 60 seconds (come on you knew it was coming — read Boob Retrospective if you are mystified)
Another Top Reason: Never underestimate your true potential.
Dear Em,
I never knew about your writing potential/capabilities. You are the true gift of expressing your innermost yet inspirational experiences, thoughts, feelings and quirks while getting your message(s) across to the point of wisdom and howling laughter. I am so happy you chose to go public with your evervescent blogs that have touched so many people from near and afar. Congratulations! I love you so much!! xoxo
Letterman wishes he was this smart and funny. You ARE killing it!
You looked gorgeous, then awesome– now you went right past those two, and on to “majestic”– you should write a super-woman comic book starring yourself in that leopard number! Holy ocelot, Batman!