Listen if you are a kid or if you are looking for Dr. Seuss stuff for your kid you have come to the wrong place. Leave now or you will forever be pissed off that you kept reading. There now consider yourself warned.

I know I promised to do a rendition of All I Want For Christmas à la Honey Badger. I may get to it. I may not. But before you are too disappointed in me I do have something to share. Here goes:

One tit

 

 

 

 

 

Two tits

 

 

 

 

 

 

Red tit

 

 

 

 

 

Blue tit

 

 

 

 

 

Black tit

 

 

 

 

 

Blue tit

 

 

 

 

 

Old tits

 

 

 

 

 

New tits

 

 

 

 

 

This one has a little star.

 

 

This one has a little car.

 

 

 

 

 

Say! What a lot of tits there are.

Okay I’ll stop. I just couldn’t help myself. This has been in my head for weeks and I just had to get it out. I bet you didn’t know about the blue tit, red-throated tit, black tit and all the other cute little tits out there in the world. Well now you do, thanks to yours truly. I hope you never look at tits the same way again. Ta ta. Or rather ta-tas. Tee-hee.